it's the 😛 HOEtal eCLITs 🥜 and you know what that 🤤 means. The 🌝 moon will fully 🍆 COCK ❌ BLOCK 🙅‍♀️ the 🌞 sun 🌡️ from the 🌎 earth for 4️⃣ whore minutes 👅 and 2️⃣8️⃣ titty eight sexonds 💥 from 🇲🇽 MexaHO, 🤠 TexASS, 🐎 KenFUCKY, 🐓 Little COCK, and 🦪 New CUNTSwick. the 👅 HOEtal eCLITs 🥵 only CUMS 💦 in this path once every 3️⃣7️⃣5️⃣ years 🫨 . So ✊ grab some protection and make a 👉👌 pinHOLE 🕳️ projector with a 🤌 TIGHT opening to 👷 safely 👁️ watch the sun get 😩 CUCKED like a 🫣 FREAK PEEPING TOM 🫦. Do not look 🙈 directly at the sun like a 😈 BAD GIRL and get your 👀 eyes DESTROYED 🔨. 🚨 Send this to your 10 hottest 🍑ASStronomy 🌌 BADDIES or else the 🌞🌥️ sun won't 💦 CUM out! 😏

the phrase "creative juices" is too horny for me.

i wonder if my cat knows i love him