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It's Black⚫ Friday you thrifty thots💳🤑 and it's time to open up those purses👜💸 and pussies🐱, drop a dime and drop⬇️ that phat ass🍑🍑 on some big juicy Black🍆 Friday deals📉💹 Capitalism🏛️👴🏻 is a foundation of this CUNTry🤤😏 and what better way to celebrate🎉🎊 than to go two🍆✌️🍆🕳️👉👌 for one🐔👩🐔 on some enormous savings😩💰🪙 and some enormous COCK😫😓. Doors aren't the only things busting💦💦 this Friday all deals are first CUM🌊 first serve💃💅 so this year be daddy👉👈 capitalism's good little CUMsumer and stimulate✊🍆 the economy💰📈 Send to 1️⃣5️⃣ of your sluttiest👙🍍🍍 spenders💰💰, if you get none0️⃣ back you got trampled🦶👠 at Walmart😱💀, if you got 5️⃣ back you lost😭 your weave💇🏻‍♀️👗 in the bargain bin🗑️🚮, if you got 1️⃣0️⃣ back you're getting discount dick🥕✏️ for Christmas🧑‍🎄, if you get all 1️⃣5️⃣ back Jeff Bezos will blow his 💲💲💲 shot all over you🍑 and pay off your HOLE🕳️ Amazon cart🛒
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