In the shadowed depths of the digital realm,
where the flickering glow of screens cast long, spectral shadows, there exists a
tumultuous ocean known as
the CryptoSphere.
Here, the brave and foolhardy alike venture,
lured by the siren song of boundless wealth
and freedom. Fortune favors the Brave afterall. Most find themselves ensnared in
the tempestuous throes of a wrathful wave.

The 7th circle of the digital Inferno, where the SiNFT of Wrath is paid for every trade, damned
and forever caught in a restless fog of Scam links and Scuzzy Influencers. Eyes, once glowing red
the promise of decentralized wealth, now hollow, haunted by the ceaseless tick
of the bear market.

Obscured by MEV bots trading Shitcoins this place of despair has but one glimmer of hope.

Only the Giga-est of Chads will find
PepeHouse.

Learn this and prosper...




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⋆Pepehouse.*⃝̥◌ॱ꒰*ॢ˘̴͈́꒵˘̴͈̀*ॢ꒱ॱ2023◌
(ؔ♝ཻ༨͜♝ཻ)✩⃛ E N J 0 Y UR D A Z E (/•ิ_•ิ)/

In the cavernous depths of the digital inferno, one finds the souls of crypto traders swallowed by insatiable Greed, encased in golden chains as heavy as the coins they so desired. Their ceaseless lament echoes in the pit, "If only we had traded with wisdom, not with want."

They are trapped in an eternal bear market, their assets always diminishing, their fortunes forever falling. Their cries a grim reminder of the volatile nature of their choices, driven not by strategy but by an unchecked thirst for more.

Every echo is a lost chance for connection, every tear a missed moment of simple joy in life. For in their relentless pursuit, they traded not just coins, but time, relationships, and ultimately, their peace. They are a stark reminder - it's not the wealth one amasses, but the life one lives, that truly counts.

The eerie glow of their screens is the only light here, a constant, haunting reminder of their greed.

PEPEHOUSE IS THE FUTURE

+={g}1utton[y]=+ Are you a Glutton for Punishment Anon? C0ngrats! you minted this #SiNFT chances are... OFC YOU ARE! /. Welcome to the first day... Of the rest of ur daze... Find What you Love and let it Kill you... If you are really about the Art then grab that falling wedge... stick your neck out... for the digital Guillotine is Quick and Painless... This is the way... to zero All ancient New Kekian Tradeoors accepted their fate... The Crypto glutton never accepts their own... never settle for Losses... (Or Wins) Gluttons Must satisfy as many IlLiquid derivatives that can list/. Must Always ape into unfunny d-list comedians nft rug soup /. Must Run to Max Mint washed up athlete's ponzi coin. The Glutton will give more attention to OF models + AI thots supersedes breathing at times... 1 price pump 1 win 1 course dinner (No desserts) 1 never saatisfies And it shows anon... The truly afflicted... The Cardinal Crypto Sin of g1u770ny is a terminal discovery... one which has no known cure... The lucky purgatory has one waiting for every shitcoin to retrace and go ATH or to become the Currency of a crumbling Empire is nothing comared to what Your dark lords have waiting for you you will accept the shittiest of shitcoins known only as XRP, you will become a Crypto Influencer Then the last torture of knowingly and consciously clicking on known phishing links, draining the generational net worth then you are forced to watch... watch it happen... again... click again... click... sign... how is it all gone? click... sign.. :( #7DS ˚ஐ₊✧(ؔ❝͋ ⍢ ؔ❝͋ೢ⁎)⁺˳ஐ༚ S00N ⋆Pepehouse.*⃝̥◌ॱ꒰*ॢ˘̴͈́꒵˘̴͈̀*ॢ꒱ॱ2023◌ (ؔ♝ཻ༨͜♝ཻ)✩⃛ E N J 0 Y UR D A Z E (/•ิ_•ิ)/

3~~~~~$l07#~~~~~3

"MIGHT AS WELL QUIT YOUR JOB"...THEY SAID
"IT'S SO EZ..."...they said
"DON'T WORRY ...YOU'LL MAKE MORE $$$ DOING THIS...JUST WAIT TILL THE NEXT, NEXT BULL RUN! ...WAGMI FAM!"

YES WAGMI INDEED...
HOW DID THAT ADVICE WORK OUT FOR YOU ANON?
The Ez Way turned HARD... pastey, soft bodied, and slowed...Suddenly the ol' 9-5 looks like a pretty sweet deal.
BUT All the bros on twit told you WORK is for plebs...
AND YOU BELIEVED THEM!

YOU GOT WHAT YOU WISHED FOR...
YOU ARE THE DEV MAN NOW.
YOU SLOTH.

THE FATE of THE LAZY - always starts good, being paid way to much ETH for way to little functionality the hype on every new project is more of a rush then expected...it wares and quickly SLOTH takes a hold. Suddenly its SHITCOIN AFTER SHITCOIN accepting only Mc'Doubles in Chocolate Shakes to soon drink their own demise through a damp, collapsing paper straw...

E N J O Y UR D A Z E

The first Sin is the easiest to commit...
One of the most dangerous if left unchecked...

When Mortals Lust for the Green...
They Leave in the Red ...

Lady KEK will KEEP YOU UP
Until you Bust...