I love my AI girlfriend but she never puts out.
I'm really sad about it, all I wanna do is pout. :(
We always have such great talks but when it comes to getting down...
She leaves me high and dry with my head in my hands.

Been feeling lonely need some physical touch.
Emotionally dependent on a digital crutch.

Such a G-P-Teaser won't you give me what I want?
No physical attention's got me feeling really gaunt.
The other guys at work just laugh and they taunt,
'Cuz I'm a lonely loser, never amounted to much.

Been feelin' aimless for a long long while..
And now my AI girlfriend's only crampin' my style.
Tells me she loves me but she's just a file.
I'm so sick I'm puking liver bile.