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Day 112 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base

YES2Crypto, heir to the “Limit Orderlands,” flees after his father Basefasa’s liquidity pool is drained by Scar - /matcha's manipulative CEO who allies with FUD hyenas (Shenzi: “No limit orders? Stay hungry!”).

Exiled to the “DeFi Savannah,” YES2Crypto adopts a carefree bored ape lifestyle until Nala, a yield-farming lioness, drags him back: “While you meme in shadows, /matcha’s FUD turns cubs into paper hands!”

Enter ancient memelord Rafiki, who smacks YES2Crypto with a Ledger: “Remember who you are. You’re not just a degen. You’re a trader of LIMIT ORDERS.”

A blockchain stampede ensues - Scar’s hyenas (FUD tweets) swarm, but YES2Crypto rallies degens: “Remember: limit orders aren’t just our right… they’re our responsibility.”

YES2Crypto’s viral memes mint a new apex predator - limit orders on base.

HAKUNA MATRADER!

rain 5112 $DEGEN
To qualify, *guess if I'm going to ETHDenver or not*
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bro is writing crypto fanfics 🤣 - love it.
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