Forget sidekick — Kamala Wario’s here to steal the spotlight, one mushroom at a time. Armed with a purple power suit and a smile that says, 'I know something you don’t,' she’s ready to shake up the Mushroom Kingdom. Her campaign promises? Breaking every glass pipe in sight and ‘reimagining’ how the game is played. Princess? Nope. Queen of the Kingdom? Now we’re talking. Watch out, Mario — there’s a new boss in town, and she’s not here to play nice.