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Trembling Medicinal Plant

GM GM!! Your host here. You are listening Pom's Radiobox through the 99.7 FM.
Today we bring to YOU the brand new Medicinal Plant made by Pomelo, in his gigantic garden.
This type o' plant is very special. It will bond to their new "owner" and will start communicating it's needs, alongside with a daily scan of your internal organs and general health. It's an incredible organism. They talk, their telepathic abilities can reach up to 5 km.
They are extremely loyal. But... the particular issue here is that they depend OF your mood. They depend a LOT if your are stable or not.
They can get really aggressive and will start to mutate pretty quickly into a carnivorous specimen. Be careful. You will never know what will happen the moment you buy this one.
Mine is ok. It's a bit sad when I come back to my house, but it's because I work a lot, and I come back home really tired.
Ok so now we continue with another song, a petition by Pomelo himself: Cemetery Polka, by the one and only; Tom Waits.
Enjoy. And water your plants.
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Unbalanced Mate

GOOD NIGHT MY INFIDELS!!! It's been a long time, huh? But here I am again. Your host, Pachaca.
We are LIVE from Pom's RRRRRADIOBOX through the 99.7 FM. We started the show exactly at 7 am. It's now 9:37 pm here in Argentina and I'm so energized, why? You'd be asking. Well, it's easy, I'm drinking the BRAND NEW "Unbalanced Mate" by our Lord and Savior POMELO. YES. He did it again. he does not fail this time. He NEVER did. Trust me, please.
This product gives you TONS AND TONS AND MILLIONS OF PROTONS AND NEUTRONS AND ATOMS OF ENERGY. It makes you produce adenosine triphosphate like CRAZY. You will never lack energy through the day.
Maybe, or at least in my experience, you may feel with a little bit of a hangover in the next day. And you should not drink mate again when you just wake up. Just drink a lot of water, like 2 or 5 liters of water and then yes, resume your mate ingestion.
It comes with a yerba "Pomelerba", highest quality in the market. It comes with a mate, made by Pomelo himself, and the MATE BULB is carved by Pomelo HIMSELF. WHAT THE FUCK GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
Sorry, people. Those human shaped lizards are getting inside the studio again.
FUCKING POMELO NEXT TIME, CREATE A SHOTGUN. AN ANTI HUMAN SHAPED LIZERDS SHOTGUN. YOU FUCKER.
Bye people. Take care of yourselves, those motherfuckers are everywhere. FUCKING BEWARE.
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