Bigfoot has always been rough and tumble, with very poor hygiene. He killed and ate animals, $enjoyed terrifying humans, over time this just became routine, his normal behavior... One day after hunting he went into the lake to cool off and seek refuge from the mosquitoes. The water felt nice, there was a cool breeze, the birds were chirping happily. He realized he felt like he was floating, with the buoyancy in the water ... he closed his eyes and imagined himself on a cloud. He felt different, he couldn't explain it, he didn't understand it. Many sensations washed over him, and it was a perfect storm of weightlessness, good hygiene, absence of mosquitoes. He felt good, for once he didn't feel like a monster. His normal mood was rage and hunger, he lived to kill and eat, as a means of survival.... But now, all his basic needs had been met, and for the first time he felt free. He felt alive. He felt... well, he was surprised, but he... he was so confused, he couldn't understand what he was feeling... it just didn't make sense... but there was no denying it... He felt pretty !!! He seemed dainty almost floating in the water... No bugs on him... and his course hair was all matted down from the water and he seemed slender... He found some beautiful flowers near the lake and put the stems behind his ears to wear them... He found a lost cell phone and ordered a Gothic Lolita dress from Temu in mens adult 7x, he's nervous, he's apprehensive, he doesn't know what the others might think, but he's decided he doesn't care, he's going to be free and live his best life, because he feels pretty.
The culmination of your efforts endeavored in the previous week have resolved and now the weekend lay before you to be sacrificed ! Throw caution to the wind and attack the weekend with the passion and fervor of a whirling dervish ! You may not get the chance to grow old, or die of natural causes, live in the moment and you can be free !
Take a peek behind the curtain. You were led to believe it was only a simple sphere. Only a glowing ball. But no, my friend, be astounded at a glimpse of the inner workings !
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Fast talkin, jive walkin, if you always tell the truth you don't have to worry about keeping your story straight ! Life's easier if you don't talk out of both sides of your mouth !
Woodland creatures gather for a feast. A ritual of sorts. This is kind of awkward, as there wasn't really supposed to be any witnesses... only participants... please join us, you can, um, be the honoree... please get comfortable in that, um, hot tub, relax, disregard the carrots and onions in there, it's supposed to be good for your fur. we are paying tribute to those before us who have fallen, and we are making a sacrifice and an offering.... of... our time... that's all. it's okay, please get comfortable. We'll sing some hymnals and light some candles, you'll like it you'll see... do you like wine ? We have some nice bottles of red for you . . .
A parade of clowns swarm the small towns like a plague of locusts, infecting the minds of those who witness the court jesters dance of the burned out witless, gaping maws with drooling grins, come one, come all, we're your friends. Pick your poison... do you like beer ? Grab a few pints, we all float down here !
Impasto is very thick application of paint, often not with a brush but a trowel, meant to be full of energy and impulse, it's dynamic and seemingly alive from the rapid application and buildup. Meant to be viewed large, of course !
While ramen is absolutely a Japanese dish, it was introduced by Chinese immigrants who brought their noodle making technique ! Noodles can vary but traditionally seems to be the unique texture of noodles made with 'alkaline water'. Ramen noodles are firmer with more 'bite' to them making them ideal for easy slurping without the noodles breaking
Not to be confused with Pho which is distinctly a Vietnamese dish with clear broth and flat rice noodles, also delicious but really only similar at first glance, ramen has heartier toppings and the ramen noodles are more substantial. Pho noodles tend to be more cooked, silky with delicate texture.
Please be sure to try both to find their similarities and differences, you are sure to enjoy both, but may prefer one. I bid you long life and safe passage.
Pathology results of Zorb sphere dissection are in. Hot Blockchain Summer is in effect ! Upward trajectory only is the foregone conclusion, after planar removal of the orbs outer surface it can be revealed The Orb itself is looking up and to the right the prophecy has been foretold and the immediate future shall play out accordingly. We shall attack the day and let all who hath ears to hear our mighty roar as we storm up the charts and refuse to be silent anymore ! LFG !!!!
Mississippi Moon
Bi-curious Bigfoot
Friday Flowers
Inside the Zorb
Cyclopean Kisses
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Mushrooms
Be safe, have fun = Have a nice trip!
Toothy
Woodland Creatures
Planet Zora
all together friend
meatbag and insectoid alike
reptilian, shapeshifter, bipedal no matter
all welcome, one love, respect
Clown Train
do you like beer ?
Grab a few pints, we all float down here !
City Skyline - Abstract Impasto
Craving Ramen
Not to be confused with Pho which is distinctly a Vietnamese dish with clear broth and flat rice noodles, also delicious but really only similar at first glance, ramen has heartier toppings and the ramen noodles are more substantial. Pho noodles tend to be more cooked, silky with delicate texture.
Please be sure to try both to find their similarities and differences, you are sure to enjoy both, but may prefer one.
I bid you long life and safe passage.
Zorb Dissection