Why don't penguins make good barbers? Because every time they try to give a haircut, they just end up giving everyone a "moustache"—they think it's the only style that suits an iceberg! They even opened a salon called "The Flippin' 'Stache," where all the penguins line up to get their signature look. Now, the whole colony looks like they're perpetually dressed for a fancy gala in the Antarctic!